God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's.

I like the idea of being sort of withdrawn and mysterious, and what can be more mysterious that someone wearing a trash bag, like a dark trash bag, with eye holes that say "nihilism?" You'd be curious. What's underneath that? Is it perfect? Or is it broken?

I forget, is freedom of speech when it's legal to say what you want or is it when it has no consequences for some reason?

What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by the bears.

Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.

I'm fascinated by the logic that leads to something.

Everyone knows that Jews control the media and banks and stuff. But did you know that when you go to a carnival and you have to be a certain height to go on a ride, Jews control that height? It has nothing to do with safety. It's just us flexing our Semitic muscles.