I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.

God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's.

Like if you're Jewish you have to wear a hat, but only in the middle of your head. But it all becomes clear the second that you realize that God is a 12-year-old boy with Asperger's.

I just loved comedy as a kid and I think at some point, it just occurred to me that you could try it, and I did.

Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.

Comedy clubs were something that came to pass in the '80s, but toward the end of that, in the early '90s, people started doing comedy again in alternative spaces.

I don't emphasize the whatevs. I say it as if it's truly a toss-away word.