I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.

I don't know what it would be like to actually play guitar. I've toured with a lot of comedians and it's never been like it is for a rock band.

Try not to wake up on fire.

Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job.

I was in Vancouver, and I was in what I was told was the poorest neighborhood in North America - which I find very hard to believe because has anyone here ever been to Detroit?

I just loved comedy as a kid and I think at some point, it just occurred to me that you could try it, and I did.

I don't think you should invest in commodities. Eddie Murphy made it seem risky in Trading Places.