You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.
A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.