A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.

Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.

Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.

Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

Some people would never get any exercise at all if they didn't have to walk to their cars.