Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

Ego: The only thing that can keep growing without nourishment.

All work and no pay makes a housewife.

Somebody is always doing something that somebody else said couldn't be done.

Experience is a great teacher, and sometimes a pretty teacher is a great experience.

Eloquence is the art of saying as little as possible but making it sound as much as possible.

An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought.