The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.