Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.
Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond
Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.