Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.

Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.

A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that never gets tired [talking].