Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.
Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.
A bureaucrat is an official who is clothed with power and whom it doesn't fit.
Experience is a great teacher, and sometimes a pretty teacher is a great experience.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.