Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.
Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.
Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.
The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.