The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams
Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.
A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.
The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.