Somebody is always doing something that somebody else said couldn't be done.
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
After wisdom comes wit.