Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.
The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.
This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.