[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams

Reactionary: One who wants the rules enforced so nobody can take his pile away from him the way he got it from others.

Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.

There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.

Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.