The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.

Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.

There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.

Somebody is always doing something that somebody else said couldn't be done.

Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.