The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.

Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.

Eloquence is the art of saying as little as possible but making it sound as much as possible.

Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.