A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.
[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.
A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.