Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.
Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.