The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.

If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.

Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.

Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.

The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.

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