Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.
Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.
Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.