A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.
Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond
Eloquence is the art of saying as little as possible but making it sound as much as possible.