Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.

You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.

Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond