Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
All work and no pay makes a housewife.
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.
Some people would never get any exercise at all if they didn't have to walk to their cars.