Ego: The only thing that can keep growing without nourishment.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.
Experience is a great teacher, and sometimes a pretty teacher is a great experience.
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.