Egocentricity: The vanity that makes you wonder what people are thinking about you when they are really wondering what you are thinking about them.

Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.

Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.

Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.

Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.