Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.

Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.

Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.

Some people would never get any exercise at all if they didn't have to walk to their cars.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.

Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.