Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.

A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.

Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.

The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams

Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.

Some people would never get any exercise at all if they didn't have to walk to their cars.

A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.