A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.
The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.
Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us.
If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.