A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.
Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.
Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.
A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond