The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams
Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us.
Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.
[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.
This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.