Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.

Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.

There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.

A dollar saved is a dollar earned but seldom vice versa.

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.