Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.
Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.
Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.
A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat.
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.