After wisdom comes wit.
In elections, the undecided vote is usually the deciding factor.
The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.
Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.
Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.