Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.
Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.
Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.
A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat.