Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.
A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.
The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams
A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.