Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.

If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.

Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.

Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.

Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.

Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.