A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.
The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.
A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
A dollar saved is a dollar earned but seldom vice versa.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.