A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.
Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.