Some people would never get any exercise at all if they didn't have to walk to their cars.

The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.