Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.
We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.
A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat.
Egocentricity: The vanity that makes you wonder what people are thinking about you when they are really wondering what you are thinking about them.
Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.