America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.
A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
After wisdom comes wit.
Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.