Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.
Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.
If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.
Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
A dollar saved is a dollar earned but seldom vice versa.