An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought.
A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.
A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.
A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond
Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.
You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.