A dollar saved is a dollar earned but seldom vice versa.
A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond
[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.
Etymology: from Latin ad-, "to" + visum, past participle of videre, "to see". Advice is what you get from your parents when you are growing up, and from your children when you are growing old.