Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.