Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.
Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.
Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.
Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.