A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.