Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.

Some people would never get any exercise at all if they didn't have to walk to their cars.

Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.