The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us.
A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.