Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.
Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.
This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.