Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.
Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.
All work and no pay makes a housewife.
The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.