Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.
[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.
A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.