If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.
[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.