Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
All work and no pay makes a housewife.
The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.