Reactionary: One who wants the rules enforced so nobody can take his pile away from him the way he got it from others.
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
All work and no pay makes a housewife.
The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.
Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.