A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.

A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.

The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that never gets tired [talking].

Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.

Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.