Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.

The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.

The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.