The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.
Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.
If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.
We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.