Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.
Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.
A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.