Egocentricity: The vanity that makes you wonder what people are thinking about you when they are really wondering what you are thinking about them.
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.
A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.
Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.