The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.
Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.