Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.
[A mathematician is a] scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.
Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.
The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.