Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.
A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Ego: The only thing that can keep growing without nourishment.
The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.
Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.