Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.
Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.
[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.