Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.

A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.

All work and no pay makes a housewife.

The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.

Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.

The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.