Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.
A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat.
The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.
Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.
The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams