Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Good teachers cost a lot; but, poor teachers cost a lot more.
Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.