Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.
Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.
If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.
A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.