The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.
In elections, the undecided vote is usually the deciding factor.
Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.