The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that never gets tired [talking].

In elections, the undecided vote is usually the deciding factor.

Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.

A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond

A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.