Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.
Experience is a great teacher, and sometimes a pretty teacher is a great experience.
A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.
A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond
After wisdom comes wit.
A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.