The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that never gets tired [talking].

Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.

Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.

Eloquence is the art of saying as little as possible but making it sound as much as possible.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.