Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.
Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.
A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.