A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.
A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.
In elections, the undecided vote is usually the deciding factor.
Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.
After wisdom comes wit.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.