Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.

Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.

Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.

[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.