A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
Egocentricity: The vanity that makes you wonder what people are thinking about you when they are really wondering what you are thinking about them.
Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.
A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.