Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.
Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us.