Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.
Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.
Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.
A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.