Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.
Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.
The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams
A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.
The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.