[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.
The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.