If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.
[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.
Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.