You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
Egocentricity: The vanity that makes you wonder what people are thinking about you when they are really wondering what you are thinking about them.
Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.