Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.
The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams
The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.