Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Somebody is always doing something that somebody else said couldn't be done.