A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.

The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.