A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.

Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us.

An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought.

All work and no pay makes a housewife.

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.