The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.
A bureaucrat is an official who is clothed with power and whom it doesn't fit.
Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.
A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.