Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.

[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.

The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.