Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.

An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.