It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond

Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.

The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.