Experience is a great teacher, and sometimes a pretty teacher is a great experience.
A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.
Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.
Reactionary: One who wants the rules enforced so nobody can take his pile away from him the way he got it from others.