A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat.
Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.
A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.