A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat.

Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.

Some people would never get any exercise at all if they didn't have to walk to their cars.

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.

A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat.

The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.