The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.
Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.
Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.
Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
Some people would never get any exercise at all if they didn't have to walk to their cars.