A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.
Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.
A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat.
Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.