Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.
Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.
A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.
The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.
Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.
Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.