A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.

Ego: The only thing that can keep growing without nourishment.

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.

You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.

Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.

There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.

Good teachers cost a lot; but, poor teachers cost a lot more.