A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.

The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.

Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.

Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.