The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.
The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.
[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond