Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that never gets tired [talking].
The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams
Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us.
Some people would never get any exercise at all if they didn't have to walk to their cars.