An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought.
A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.
A bureaucrat is an official who is clothed with power and whom it doesn't fit.
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.
Reactionary: One who wants the rules enforced so nobody can take his pile away from him the way he got it from others.