The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.
Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.
All work and no pay makes a housewife.
The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.
We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.
A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.