Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.
A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.
A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond
All work and no pay makes a housewife.
Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.