The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.
Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.
Experience is a great teacher, and sometimes a pretty teacher is a great experience.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.
Eloquence is the art of saying as little as possible but making it sound as much as possible.