Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.
The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.
A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.
Eloquence is the art of saying as little as possible but making it sound as much as possible.
Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.
Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.