[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought.
Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.