An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought.

The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.

Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.

The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that never gets tired [talking].

Egocentricity: The vanity that makes you wonder what people are thinking about you when they are really wondering what you are thinking about them.

Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.