An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought.

Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.

Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.