An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought.

Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.

The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.

Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

All work and no pay makes a housewife.

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.