An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.

Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.

Eloquence is the art of saying as little as possible but making it sound as much as possible.

A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.