An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought.

A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond

Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.

The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.

Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.