An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought.

There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.

Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.

A dollar saved is a dollar earned but seldom vice versa.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.