There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.

After wisdom comes wit.

Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.