There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.

After wisdom comes wit.

A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond

A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.

Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.

Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.

Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.