If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent.

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

Spelling mistakes in a letter is like a bug on a white shirt.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.