If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

Women critics are amazons in climax.

On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him.

I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.