Spelling mistakes in a letter is like a bug on a white shirt.

It's not a face, but a personal insult.

Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.

Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

Health is when it hurts in a new place every day.

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?