Spelling mistakes in a letter is like a bug on a white shirt.

It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

I had enough brain to live a stupid life.

I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.