Spelling mistakes in a letter is like a bug on a white shirt.

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

Women critics are amazons in climax.

Beauty is a horrible power.

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.