Health is when it hurts in a new place every day.
All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.
When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.
It's not a face, but a personal insult.
Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?
I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.