I envy people who could just have one drink and not go look for cocaine afterwards.

According to my local hip-hop station everyone has garnish wages, child support, liens and wants to buy or rent rims. Ya Heard!

I envy people who could just have one drink and not go look for cocaine afterwards.

I was born in Sinaloa, Mexico, along with two of my siblings. The rest were born here in the United States. I didn't know we were illegal until I was in the 8th grade. We would call other kids wetbacks, but we were the real wetbacks!

I know I'm getting older because yesterday I called the police on my neighbors.

Valentines Day is the Super Bowl of relationships. If you're alone that night you didn't make the cut.

I could never have a threesome. This is not a threesome body. This is a turn off the lights body, leave your shirt on body - this is a tell nobody.