According to my local hip-hop station everyone has garnish wages, child support, liens and wants to buy or rent rims. Ya Heard!

We have chemical weapons in America too, they're called meth and cocaine.

I got jumped into a gang, but I never shot anybody or anything. I might have been in the car when something happened, but I was involved in the gangs just for the drugs. After a while, I just became an outcast of the gang because I just liked the drugs. I just wanted to do more drugs, anything you put in my hand.

My dad was one of those dads that would make me stop crying by threatening to beat me.

I could never have a threesome. This is not a threesome body. This is a turn off the lights body, leave your shirt on body - this is a tell nobody.

I used to sell marijuana to my son's mom's new husband. And then I would take that money and give it to her as child support.

I hate when comedians use Performed For The Troops as one of there credits before they go up on stage.