I could never have a threesome. This is not a threesome body. This is a turn off the lights body, leave your shirt on body - this is a tell nobody.
Felipe EsparzaI like to watch French movies with the volume up so my neighbors could think I'm terrorist.
Felipe EsparzaThanksgiving is the day you don't know if you're invited for dinner or an intervention either way is going to be an ambush.
Felipe EsparzaI listened to my first comedy album in 6th grade. It was Bill Cosby. My brother and I would play it over and over on a Fisher Price record player. A friend in high school also introduced me to Richard Pryor. I wasn't writing material back then, but I would say funny stuff. I was good at making fun of people's moms. If I knew something personal about you, it would be used against you.
Felipe Esparza