I could never have a threesome. This is not a threesome body. This is a turn off the lights body, leave your shirt on body - this is a tell nobody.

The police pulled me over and asked me if I have anything illegal in my car. I looked at my cousin and I ran.

I love my dad. He used to be a professional wrestler in Mexico. So it was cool growing up with him, because when he hit us, he didn't really hit us.

You know you're getting older when your haters now want to kill you.

While everyone else was saying Trick or Treat my dad was telling us to say Triki Tras.

Why go to France when you can smell the same people in coffee shops here in America.

I don't know any skinny people who bully fat people. I just know skinny people who use fat people for rides.