I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes.

My mom cooked the same food every day - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was enchiladas, it was - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was burritos, it was still - tortillas, beans and meat.

Wrestling is only gay when you make eye contact.

A real woman needs quotes by dead men to get through the day.

While everyone else was saying Trick or Treat my dad was telling us to say Triki Tras.

I love my dad. He used to be a professional wrestler in Mexico. So it was cool growing up with him, because when he hit us, he didn't really hit us.

You write some material, go up on stage and try it out; go back home and throw it in the trash can. And the next day do it again.