Wrestling is only gay when you make eye contact.

I envy people who could just have one drink and not go look for cocaine afterwards.

I like to watch French movies with the volume up so my neighbors could think I'm terrorist.

My mom cooked the same food every day - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was enchiladas, it was - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was burritos, it was still - tortillas, beans and meat.

I don't know any skinny people who bully fat people. I just know skinny people who use fat people for rides.

I could never have a threesome. This is not a threesome body. This is a turn off the lights body, leave your shirt on body - this is a tell nobody.

Wrestling is only gay when you make eye contact.