I didn't know how to grab your best material and put it together into a comedy set. I would just choose subjects and do it onstage. That's what I learned. I didn't know how to put a set together.

You know you're getting older when your haters now want to kill you.

While everyone else was saying Trick or Treat my dad was telling us to say Triki Tras.

I love my dad. He used to be a professional wrestler in Mexico. So it was cool growing up with him, because when he hit us, he didn't really hit us.

I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes.

Thanksgiving is the day you don't know if you're invited for dinner or an intervention either way is going to be an ambush.

Why go to France when you can smell the same people in coffee shops here in America.