I was born in Sinaloa, Mexico, along with two of my siblings. The rest were born here in the United States. I didn't know we were illegal until I was in the 8th grade. We would call other kids wetbacks, but we were the real wetbacks!

A real woman needs quotes by dead men to get through the day.

My mom cooked the same food every day - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was enchiladas, it was - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was burritos, it was still - tortillas, beans and meat.

I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama.

The war in Iraq is still going on. The British are helping. Mexico wants to help, but they need a ride over there.

The police pulled me over and asked me if I have anything illegal in my car. I looked at my cousin and I ran.

I like to watch French movies with the volume up so my neighbors could think I'm terrorist.