While everyone else was saying Trick or Treat my dad was telling us to say Triki Tras.

My dad was one of those dads that would make me stop crying by threatening to beat me.

I like to watch French movies with the volume up so my neighbors could think I'm terrorist.

I know I'm getting older because yesterday I called the police on my neighbors.

I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes.

If you have a fat brother or sister you might be American.

According to my local hip-hop station everyone has garnish wages, child support, liens and wants to buy or rent rims. Ya Heard!