While everyone else was saying Trick or Treat my dad was telling us to say Triki Tras.

I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes.

My dad was one of those dads that would make me stop crying by threatening to beat me.

Thanksgiving is the day you don't know if you're invited for dinner or an intervention either way is going to be an ambush.

While everyone else was saying Trick or Treat my dad was telling us to say Triki Tras.

I listened to my first comedy album in 6th grade. It was Bill Cosby. My brother and I would play it over and over on a Fisher Price record player. A friend in high school also introduced me to Richard Pryor. I wasn't writing material back then, but I would say funny stuff. I was good at making fun of people's moms. If I knew something personal about you, it would be used against you.

I got jumped into a gang, but I never shot anybody or anything. I might have been in the car when something happened, but I was involved in the gangs just for the drugs. After a while, I just became an outcast of the gang because I just liked the drugs. I just wanted to do more drugs, anything you put in my hand.