Valentines Day is the Super Bowl of relationships. If you're alone that night you didn't make the cut.

Cougar jokes are now as hackneyed as airplane food.

Whenever another Latino tells me they're more Mexican than me I stop working and let them do the work for me.

My mom cooked the same food every day - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was enchiladas, it was - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was burritos, it was still - tortillas, beans and meat.

I used to work at UPS I got fired for unloading packages into my car.

I was born in Sinaloa, Mexico, along with two of my siblings. The rest were born here in the United States. I didn't know we were illegal until I was in the 8th grade. We would call other kids wetbacks, but we were the real wetbacks!

We have chemical weapons in America too, they're called meth and cocaine.