The police pulled me over and asked me if I have anything illegal in my car. I looked at my cousin and I ran.
You know you're getting older when your haters now want to kill you.
If you have a fat brother or sister you might be American.
I used to sell marijuana to my son's mom's new husband. And then I would take that money and give it to her as child support.
I used to work at UPS I got fired for unloading packages into my car.
We have chemical weapons in America too, they're called meth and cocaine.