Wrestling is only gay when you make eye contact.
Why go to France when you can smell the same people in coffee shops here in America.
I envy people who could just have one drink and not go look for cocaine afterwards.
We have chemical weapons in America too, they're called meth and cocaine.
Valentines Day is the Super Bowl of relationships. If you're alone that night you didn't make the cut.
I was born in Sinaloa, Mexico, along with two of my siblings. The rest were born here in the United States. I didn't know we were illegal until I was in the 8th grade. We would call other kids wetbacks, but we were the real wetbacks!