A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

No matter whether the Constitution follows the flag or not, the Supreme Court follows the election returns.

The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.

A man never becomes an orator if he has anything to say.

A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.

Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.