A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the eagle - on the back of a dollar.

Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.

Politics ain't beanbag: 'tis a man's game, and women, children 'n' pro-hy-bitionists had best stay out of it.

There are no friends at cards or world politics

A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable