One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.
To most people a savage nation is wan that doesn't wear oncomf'rtable clothes.
Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.
The last man that makes a joke owns it.
Trust ivrybody-but cut th' cards.
It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.