A man never becomes an orator if he has anything to say.

The last man that makes a joke owns it.

A firm belief atthracts facts. They come out iv holes in the ground an' cracks in th' wall to support belief, but they run away fr'm doubt.

There aint any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.

Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf. Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure. But th' shelf is th' main thing.