A man never becomes an orator if he has anything to say.

Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.

Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.

Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.

There's always wan encouragin' thing about th' sad scientific facts that come out ivrv week in th' pa-apers. They're usually not thrue.

A man never becomes an orator if he has anything to say.

A firm belief atthracts facts. They come out iv holes in the ground an' cracks in th' wall to support belief, but they run away fr'm doubt.